You might be a child of the 70's or 80's if...

*You know what "psych!" means.

*You know the profound meaning of "Wax On Wax Off".

*You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".

*You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.

*You know who Tina Yothers is.

*You wanted to be a Goonie.

*You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got into trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.

*You know who Max Headroom is.

*You ever wore Flourescent, neon clothing.

*You could breakdance, wish you could.

*You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween.

*You believed that "By the Power of Greyskull," you HAD the POWER.

*Partying "like it's 1999" seemed sooo far away.

*You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

*You wanted to be on StarSearch.

*You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

*You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.

*You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its butt, or knew someone who did.

*You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".

*You HAD to have your mtv *You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future"

*You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows yourname.

" *You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.

*You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.

*You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids".

*Punks actually "shocked" people.

*You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince".

*You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.

*You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.

*You own many cassettes.

*You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be livingon the moon.

*You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut, Or any other stupid collection of glass they came out with.

*Poltergeist freaked you out.

*You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.

*You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

*You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did.

*You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.

*You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).

*You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.

*You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

*You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.

*You know what a "Whammee" is.

*You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did.

*You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own Alien.

*Your name is Jennifer or Jason.

*You have ever called 867-5309.

*You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox on your wall.

*You held the top score on PacMan.

*You owned a T-Shirt that said, "I shot J.R." or know someone who did.


If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend are a child of the 70's/80's.

And if you really want to feel old: Born before 1980?

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